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The Canadian government has insisted that information on domestic goods is readily available to all trading partners, even including nations that recently elected a felony-convicted game show host to be their head of state. Instead, the United States has decided to employ a rarely-chosen trade tactic that international economists refer to as the “fuck around and find out” model.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 259 points 3 days ago (4 children)

In IT it’s called the scream test. You unplug it and see who screams.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago

I have literally done this. Had a VM I didn’t know who owned in my lab, so I turned it off to see who complained or if it was really unnecessary. 3 min later I get a slack message asking if a VM was running.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Here's some hints...the lumber we need to build houses, the oil we use to power/heat those houses and transport goods around the country (so, anything that spends time on a semi or delivery truck) and cement. So anyone that needs to purchase things that's are transported or wants a house should be piping up soon.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I love how they didn't even exempt heating oil for the northern states. They acknowledged that tariffing it was fucked up by only doing a 10 percent tariff on it but it didn't cross their minds to just exempt it. A ten percent price increase on heating is going to literally kill people.

[–] drthunder@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude let covid burn through New York City because it's like 80% Democrats, letting people freeze is par for the course.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I hate that you're right. In my poli sci classes they taught that every political decision has winners and and losers but I never thought we'd see a president killing Americans on purpose.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Natural gas for heating.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Never heard of the scream test in 40 years of software dev, but I like it.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago

That’s because it’s the ops guys who turn off all your sites.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like you need to live life more dangerously.

[–] keyez@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been in IT Operations for 8 years and do this practice but first I've heard of 'scream test' as well

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe it's more common with databases and reporting? I've seen this a million times over the years with removing tables or reports. Then again, it's possible I've only worked in places with poor data governance.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago