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Idk why you're joking but i used to be underweight and couldn't afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you're describing all the time.
Edit: some weird typo autocorrected, i meant to say 'I know you're joking but[...]'
calories are cheap, it's nutrition that costs
Some of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans
In your next life, do more crime.
It's been less than a decade and it seems I'm already in my next life
Did you even try being born wealthy?
No, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.