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[WARNING: toxic levels of hopium] luigi got caught on purpose to show people how little competence is necessary to get away with it, hoping to spur on copycats who want to prove they can do it better (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago by 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Even if he didn't intentionally get caught, he still serves as an example of what to do and not do for the next person.

Wear the same shit everyone else wears, cover your face, low tech getaway halal

Go out in public after photos have surfaced, STILL have the gun and fake IDs on you haram

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

seriously.. at least draw over your eyebrows to make them unrecognizable and wear sunglasses and change the shape of your face

there have to be a dozen things he could have done to make it impossible to tell what he really looks like that he could easily undo later

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  1. Giant nonprescription glasses and colored contacts
  2. Pigmentation makeup or makeup in general
  3. Dying your hair or growing it out and cutting it after the deed
  4. Cotton balls stuffed in your gums to change the outline of your jaw and jowls
  5. Height insoles
  6. Headphones to cover the shape of your ears or a hood (tho that carries risks in certain locales)
  7. Walk with a limp
  8. A fake mustache to hide your upper lip or a mask

If this really is the guy, he kinda did the bare minimum for not getting caught

[–] iheartmold@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Put small pebbles in your shoes to change the gait of your walk.

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