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Like, we'll probably find out that eating boogers actually makes you immune to select illnesses or something crazy like that.

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[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Microplastics and penile length. Seen some studies recently though lol.

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

id rather have a small penis than be full of mircoplastics

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The current studies are trying to say that the microplastics are causing length to be shorter, lol.

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

oh...well maybe that's why it's looking smaller...

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

For me it's not the microplastics, it's just bad genetics lol.

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

yeah i think its the same for me. oh well, its what we got.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

I only eat macrosplastics for this very reason

[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If you get your wiener hot enough, you can mold it into any shape you want.

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

They used to use bee stings for ED, I remember seeing a post about it.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

You can get any length you want if you shove enough microplastics in there.

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