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Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn't a double standard

Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know

Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it's good

The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don't roll like that bro

Me: (out loud) Okay

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Drag doesn't see anyone here who refers to themself in the third person.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Drag is awesome and should continue to be as drag is.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That guy is dickhead but 'dragself' goes hard, you should add it to your vocab lmao

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, drag has been using the first person reflexive for a long time now. Ironically, that transphobe was gendering drag correctly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md8nInMGhFY

I'm gonna be talking shit about you later, but I want to do it right. So why don't you tell me your pronouns?