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Green Beret goons can't even fight off one ninja let alone a fucking cartel of heavily armed fighters.
I like how the article goes back and forth between calling him "a man dressed as a ninja" and just "a ninja," especially this line:
Your laws don't apply to me mortal :shinobi:
Exclusive leaked footage of a ninja refusing to obey the orders of law enforcement
Someone posted this scene not to long ago here to hexbear and it's so over the top and I love seeing all the cops get got by ninja man.
My favorite kill is the throwing star thrown from between his toes into the helicopter pilot's head
And just when you think he's dead, nope, hiding under the ground like a true baller.
Only a ninja can kill a ninja
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
HAHAHAHA
This is why ninja traditionally carry a variety of weapons. If a sergeant from 160th SOAR jumps a fence you have to have your dart gun ready to go, loaded with fentanyl or meta-cyanide darts.