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Shit my pants during my first day onsite at my first white collar job (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Called manager saying "I have been subject to a biological incident. I am requesting a 90 minute unpaid break."

Chat am I getting fired? Civil servant btw.

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One time I ate an entire box of frosted mini wheats before my shift baking bagels. Turns out that fiber is not a myth after all.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

lmao for real in this thread we should all admit to ourselves and everyone how we have all sharted at least once in our working lives. I think it will unironically build solidarity for comrades with IBS. It's more common than most people know.