Shit my pants during my first day onsite at my first white collar job (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Called manager saying "I have been subject to a biological incident. I am requesting a 90 minute unpaid break."

Chat am I getting fired? Civil servant btw.

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[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Thanks, Ozempic!

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

If it's any comfort, my "acclimating to GLP-1 agonist and metformin" self-shitting happened on a date (well, directly after a date, while I was driving home [mercifully on my own]), about 80% of which I spent feeling sick and looking sweaty and weird. It only happened the one time, though, so with any luck you'll acclimate and be fine.