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[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have you tried jizzing on the ankle? That's the secret sauce.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago

I just call my stem cell dealer and spackle that shit on

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago

No way. That's how you get a second ankle and then you got to support it for 18 years before it makes its way in the world.

True, this can knock it down to like 4 years.