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lol he was shot at again, this time while he was playing golf.

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[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 57 points 3 days ago

Motherfuckers be skipping range day too often now.

[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

AMERICANS BUY OPTIC AND FOREGRIP OF CHEAP DEPARTMENT STORE INSTEAD OF MANY CARTRIDGES OF PRACTICE. SOME BUY TWO HUNDRED RUBLE LASER AND TWO THOUSAND RUBLE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES SO THEY CAN PRETEND TO BE FASCIST MURDERER SPECIAL FORCES KILLING CIVILIANS OF DARK SKIN COLOR WHILE NOT ABLE TO HIT BROADEST SIDE OF BARN. AMERICAN MARKSMANSHIP HAS FALLEN FAR SINCE DAY OF MARINE CORPS TRAINED MARXIST PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSIN LEE HARVEY OSWALD.

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 41 points 3 days ago

I knew the outdoor rally shooter was a chud from jump. Chuds go for the head, leftists know to aim for center of mass.

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Gotta get that canoe

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