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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 135 points 2 months ago

Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 128 points 2 months ago

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago

Well you gotta use up all their water first

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am.. Captain Protest!

[-] nolefan33@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Insurance will cover it, so you’re just hurting everyone else who has to pay for insurance.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 19 points 2 months ago

Also grab something on the way out and don't pay for it.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Use the bathroom and flush four times!

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