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[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 months ago

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I LIED, THERE IS NO COMMENT SECTION

NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm somewhat partial to Mirv

Edit: they grow up so fast

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 9 points 3 months ago

It's a great photo. Fucking terrifying to think that there could have been a 300kt boom at the end of each of those pretty lines

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

Oh absolutely, that right there is annihilation in a picture. You wouldn't even see the lines, just a wall of nuclear blasts. It feels surreal that this is something that not only exists but that humans, human individuals, have access to in the thousands.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Gods are we. Capricious, horny Greek mythology gods, but still.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 5 points 3 months ago

Can a bitch have some context, please

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

So glad you asked. Rich, aka New York National Guard, aka Buffalo police officer, aka "AngryCops", bought a fire truck and had it converted to a Morale Response Vehicle, for veterans and charity events. It's a bit like the vet version of ECTO-1 from Ghostbusters, but even louder and with cold kegs. I heard a rumor about a crash, hope it's not a RIP for the MRV. POB.

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 6 points 3 months ago

That's one of the most American things I have heard in a while

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah. I'm glad I could be the one to force you down this path. A path to an Angry Drill Sergeant.

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 5 points 3 months ago

Why are drill sergeants so angry anyhow?

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

No man has lived to tell that tale.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Jesus gave us the peacekeeper missile.

Satan gave us Rock-&-Roll.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 months ago

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

Little Bobby Tables, we call him

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 19 points 3 months ago
[-] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago
[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Haimars

Leopard

Bradley

Griepen

Vaiper

Falcon

Neto

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Fighting Falcon.

Friends will call them F-16.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago

F-16 viper, first of its name, fighter of falcons, yeeter of aim 9x, user of afterburner, bringer of the pimp hand… future extra goes here

I prefer long names you just keep tacking crap onto like samurai or old knight kinda names.

[-] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

The name’s Joint. Rivet Joint. Intelligence is my game.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Ooh dang, that's stylish

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago
[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Sarsılmaz Beefboy

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Lockheed Martin

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Delenda is honestly a lovely name.

[-] Blackout@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago
[-] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Al Bombs.

So his mom is the mother of Al Bombs

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Does Ukrainian have a different name for Moscow?

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
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