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So um, about Ferengis having their lobes rubbed… (startrek.website)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by hopesdead@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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…is this the equivalent of masturbation? Because I have questions about the meeting scene in "Facets" where Quark need’s help convincing.

EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

JADZIA WAS JERKING HIM OFF IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS?!

[insert fainting]

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Power move

Maintain eye contact throughout the entire range of motion. Don't blink. Assert dominance

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Her boss and best friend was in the same room.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Changes nothing!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Glory to you…

and your House.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

When you have centuries of life experience you stop giving a fuck about the social expectations of Earth

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 17 points 4 months ago

Socially acceptable in that culture.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Erogenous zone doesn't really mean genitals. Lots of people have erogenous zones on their neck or get turned on from someone running a hand through their hair. Hand on the small of their back too.