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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 134 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm fearful of the consequences... And also my calves

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Pili@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

oooaaaaaaauhhh (but it's just my leggies)

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade

We need more post material

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they're going to get gay married

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

They won't catch you after all that training.

[–] asante@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

keep up the good work comrade truss-the-plan

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Ya need to gump it up. Feel like running?

[–] NoamParenti@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you get a treadmill maybe?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Then I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

they get used to it. don't listen to their whining.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Got those Flex Mentallo calves.

"Hero Of The Beach" more like "Hero of Hexbear"

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Flex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gonna be real, I've not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison's work outside of Animal Man.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

It looks like 90's coked out fun

[–] someone@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It'll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Lenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes