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[-] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 90 points 3 months ago

They showed him the CIA heart attack gun they used on Bernie.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 60 points 3 months ago

They had to show him a couple times

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

they went for the headshot too probably, judging by the look of things

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

They uncovered the secret of the Biden crime family and offered him a deal, drop out or we'll show the world you and Hunter have been running z-library.

[-] kota@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

running z-library

Would've actually gotten him a few votes

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 3 months ago

I ain't scared of that, Jack! They shot me with that back in 1980.. 1980... listen. The 1980s were dangerous for everyone, not just bla- I shouldn't say that. Anyway. It'll take more than that to stop me, Fat!

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I was there in the ambassador kitchen when they got RFK man! You can't scare me with that little fella Sir... Sir... Sir Mix-a-Lot. Look, I know what this is all about and that's why... anyway. Sorry man, I talk too much, I should go now.

biden-ok-smart-guy

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Tbf with Biden that's just hiding behind a curtain in the Oval Office and then jumping out and shouting, "Boo!"

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

This is how Biden got "Covid."

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