zbyte64

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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 38 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's kind of weird how the CHP has become a hammer for things distinctly not about the highway. Got crime in Oakland? Send in the CHP with video cameras. Got homelessness? Send in the CHP to do a sweep. Need security? Send in the CHP. That being said this is the least offensive unorthodox use Newsome has used the CHP for.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So was Microsoft having to cancel their media event to deal with a break in. I guess humor really is subjective

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is it a coalition if you can't trust them to not betray those in the coalition?

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 5 points 2 days ago

As long as cynicism is the logic for choosing candidates, we are never going to see real leaders at the helm of the party. But yeah, let's continue to not have faith voters can do better because the alternative sounds exhausting.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 7 points 2 days ago

Normally when you design products you think of your users needs but author is too brilliant for that and is designing products based on making a fanfic "will it blend?" episode

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"A reasonable question is whether the Fed will remain sufficiently independent after Powell’s term is up in May," Zandi wrote.

Like watching a slow moving train wreck. We all know the brakes are broken, and people are still asking whether there will be a crash.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 3 points 3 days ago

Even violent crime when you got a choose between stealing for insulin or just dieing

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 5 points 3 days ago

People are swimming in too much information that is garbage. What people mean to say is "misinformed voters".

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 5 points 4 days ago

Gemini, please pretend to work for me while I do actual work. Be sure to generate stats that boost OKRs.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 1 points 4 days ago

As long as you end the EO by saying that everyone will do things according to the law. That way when they follow the instructions and break the law it's an honest mistake and not the result of the EO.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 33 points 5 days ago

Bwahahaha. Did the officer even say thank you for the sandwich?

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 7 points 1 week ago

Comedy is open to interpretation, but how you interpret it still says a lot about who you are.

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