xkbx

joined 2 years ago

Darlington nurse says trans colleague put her in 'panic mode' in c/lgbtq_plus@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I often panic next to trans people (because why are they all so cute? flustering noises )

What if? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago

You mean jissing

Deep in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

Iams to pet

Here we go again... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sane take IMO, you have selected the medium podium well

Shark rule in c/196@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hey that sounds like the ship Darth Plagueis rode after he killed Darth Tenebris

copyright infringement of unix_surrealism content in c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

thanks man

May I offer m'lady a chalice of the finest Dew? in c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

fuck YES gimme that windex bubbly

Separate Group Chat in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

Inktober day 20 rivals in c/artshare@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Final Fantasy 7, Sephiroth’s masamune and Cloud’s buster sword

Really??? Who woulda thought in c/Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

“No, dude, none of them actually believe… I mean most of them wouldn’t… I mean, you listen to rap, and it’s not like any… look, it’s just a fucking record, okay!?”

Someone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourne in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 34 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Hey Lois, remember the time when it all came tumbling down? That was sweet. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 3 weeks ago

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg