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This is outrageous, it’s unfair! How can you choose the bear but not molest it?

So live free or blank hard?

Holy fuck, a tree pulling you out of your grave to make you forever watch what you did is the most metalest fucking thing

10/10 would read again

I also don’t get it but I’m gunna bully you anyway

The statute of ligma

I think they meant they want you to explain yourself for the scene you’re causing

YMFAH’s vids are out of this world on creativity and presentation. His No Talk challenge runs are especially entertaining

The movie is just crazy good

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky

Vous le faites déjà, chaque fois que je suis à Paris j’ai zéro likes sur Tinder 😔

Pour un peuple fameux pour le foie gras vous n’aimez vraiment pas les boulettes transatlantique

100%

The issue is never the spirit of the law, it’s the application. We do NOT want governments to be deciding which “facts” are government-approved.

For one thing, factual information exists in multitudes. What kind of facts do we want recognized as legally true? “A person can’t pull their bottom lip over their head and swallow themselves” is just as true as “the sky is blue.” How many facts do we want recognized as legally true? Do we pick them one by one, or do we want to give rubber-stamp approval to groups of facts, like say everything you’d find in a typical academic text book? What do we do if we find out one of those facts was wrong or inaccurate? How easily can we alter a legally recognized fact if we discover it to be false or erroneous? If we make it easy, what’s to stop someone from using that to changing the definition to suit their agenda? What happens when facts evolve? Can we differentiate between a politician that hadn’t received all the information and one that chose to ignore it? If discoveries come about that bring a previously declared fact into question, are they illegal for politicians to discuss them? If we “just” ban politicians from making false statements, what’s to stop politicians from simply altering their lingo to never make claims in their statements? Wouldn’t then things be just like before, where they lie but do so with clever wording that omits any technical wrong-doing on their part? What do we do when there’s two conflicting sources on what’s true and what isn’t? Do we vote on it? Can truth be democratically sourced?

I’m not saying we should let politicians lie. I’m just saying, if we build an eject button that springs politicians out of their seats and into a pit of boiling magma, you’re just removing more control from the people by focusing it to one person: the button pusher.

Darling, you can’t learn how to go viral. You either are trending or you aren’t

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