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the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. (lemmy.world)
 
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i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are (lemmy.world)
 
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(man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron (lemmy.world)
 
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sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack (lemmy.world)
 
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My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. (lemmy.world)
 
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ur not invited to samsara bro (lemmy.world)
 
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i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho (lemmy.world)
 
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the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella” (lemmy.world)
 
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my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting it (lemmy.world)
 
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rodussy (lemmy.world)
 
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ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness (lemmy.world)
 
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