wahfflez

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sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack (lemmy.world)
 
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My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. (lemmy.world)
 
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ur not invited to samsara bro (lemmy.world)
 
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i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho (lemmy.world)
 
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the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella” (lemmy.world)
 
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my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting it (lemmy.world)
 
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rodussy (lemmy.world)
 
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ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness (lemmy.world)