Yes, but it isn't on f-droid or google play.

I'd use it, but it doesn't have kbin support

Tunic x Amphibia. I haven't finished Tunic yet but from what I've seen, it fits surprisingly well

And he is EAGER to make them remember

Ultrakill. Sometimes guys will talk to you, but its rare (only before bossfights), can mostly be ignored, and can be skipped after listening to it the first time.

I'm aware they're a bit sketchy but as I said, I like their gesture controls.

I use Opera GX because of their unique gesture navigation. If Firefox or a fork of it had something similar, I'd probably switch over though.

I have blocked exactly 10 magazines, all non-English.

Omori is a great RPG with forgettable gameplay but an unforgettable story.

Ultrakill is an excellent shooter with fast pacing, unique mechanics, and difficulty that is hard but rarely unfair.

Satisfactory is a factory building simulator which is pretty similar to Factorio, but a bit more chill and in 3D.

I considered it, but am now avoiding it because they're going to add a Linux-incompatible anticheat.

I think "Kbinners" is the best option because it keeps the ambiguity on how you pronounce it, is easy to type and remember, and will be easy for newcomers to understand as well.