May the capital police show far less restraint if next time happens.

Congratulations! You win one million, but only 400k after tax. Your relatives and friends won't stop sounding you now.

Solution: stop fucking conservatives

At what point does this become jury tampering? Veiled threats should never be taken lightly, especially since Fox is an entertainment organization and not news, as they've argued in court previously.

'Murica: lightly chuckles at the "low" body count

Vote for a single payer system (Medicare for all) if you want out

This is a wonderful trend. May all tribes exercise their discretion on their land.

What a spinach tree.

Dear dumbass,

Please remove your abandoned property.

Love,

Attorney with the easiest job ever

Obligatory fuck Comcast

But we saved thousands of dollars along the way!

"GM decides to become a data broker"
FTFY