and the other guy’s a ducking fork

Also known as divesting, smdh

I'll believe it when one of them resigns

Sleeping Beauty?

$19 billion (formerly known as $44 billion)

That is some glorious DGAF reporting by The Verge there

But... Bionicles are Lego

There is no such thing as alternative medicine. There is medicine that works and medicine that doesn’t.

Jordies was indicting Barilaro for rampant corruption and environmental destruction. Barilaro wanted to make it about his being offended:

JORDAN: Yes it was basically just a straw man, who cares? Dude, even if I am the boogeyman they are painting me as, does that really matter when [Barilaro] sold out the most iconic national park in this country for $10,000, completely destroying it? 27 native species that don’t need to go extinct, he’s allowing them to go extinct because he has $10,000.

https://happymag.tv/friendlyjordies-calls-out-deputy-premier-john-barilaro-for-alleged-corruption/

Four to six readers! That's easily twice as engaged as my group.

Donald Trump Is Almost Definitely 5’9”

In Traveller, your stats are your HP, so as you lose HP, your physical stats degrade until you are dead. HP doesn't increase, so bloat doesn't become an issue.