Words clearly fail them too

I tried them, but got basically the same treatment as OP with Linode. They just closed my account.

Also MacroDroid

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=calc991.calculator.scientific.xs30.t34.free

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=advanced.scientific.calculator.calc991.plus

It does, pretty easily. There's a convenient "change Windows edition" menu item.

...or not to late.

I use this uBlock Origin filter for cleaning URLs:

https://filterlists.com/lists/actually-legitimate-url-shortener-tool

Dark Matter 😢

For those who don't know: VLC also takes a YouTube video address as input (in the menu: Media | Open Network Stream...).

Thunder is very smooth and easy to use.

Matrix is very good and flexible. If you need something that is interface-compatible with Discord, there is: https://revolt.chat/

Business Calendar (com.appgenix.bizcal) has very good widgets.