My partner's the tasty one in the relationship. I don't wear lotion or anything, he just isn't into my flavor :(
smh
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other hair may also be licked---my dog is really into beards and eyebrows. He also tries to get into ear canals. For him, though, you just need to wash off the tasty, tasty face oils. Then he gives a single lick and walks off in disappointment.
Maybe. I don't have a firm basis for my belief, so I'll muddle on it a bit more.
Date balder men.
That's for the best.
(I'll describe it in case you're serious:
spoiler
You know those Asian squat toilets, a fancy hole in the floor? First shot is of one of those with a toilet seat suspended over it like a swing. Second shot is outside the stall, angled along the stalls. We see the feet of someone swinging out of the stall, like they're enjoying the toilet swing. A brown turd-shaped object rolls out from under the stall door. A hand with holding toilet paper reaches out and picks up the turd, pulling it back into the stall.
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- edit fixed spoiler tags because I love y'all.
- edit2 omg why won't it spoiler? will desktop help?
- edit3 thank goodness.
I have the tiniest conflict of interest when it comes to police unions. Police shouldn't have unions, buuuut my state's state police union bargains alongside the other state employee unions. No one wants to cut pay or benefits to the police, so my pay and benefits are also fairly stable.
I get why we do it strategically, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth every contract cycle.
You'd get awesome, patterned sunburn. It'd be great.
The book "How To Keep House While Drowning" had a similar takeaway for me: summary: you probably have ADHD. You definitely don't have enough time to do everything. Figure out what tasks need doing and how to make them easier. Your house might not end up looking like a Home and Garden magazine, but if it works for you that's the important thing. Also, don't feel guilty paying people to help you if you need it and can afford it.
maybe instead of a pill that can kill an immortal you get a pill that can de-immortal an immortal. That way you still get the element of surprise. Everyone likes surprises, right?
My aunt knit me a pair of socks 30 years ago. They're still kicking. I've darned them and I love them. They're the color of clown barf because I was in middle school at the time.
I swapped to Kagi this month. It's refreshing. I'll probably end up on the $10/month plan. They also have a library pilot program I'm trying to get my academic library to look into.
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And if a character of childbearing age and physique is nauseous, they're pregnant.