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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 97 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A cough in a movie means the character is going to die, always.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

And if a woman throws up in the morning, she's 100% pregnant.^1^

^1^ Unless the vomit comes directly after a scene of heavy drinking.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The two things aren't mutually exclusive (even though they should be)

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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Millions of diseases and every movie is coughs blood

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago

And if a character of childbearing age and physique is nauseous, they're pregnant.

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

chekovs cough

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If you don't know by now, that's on you. Should we also not spoil the Bible? Jesus dies halfway through.

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You little shit I was getting to that chapter. What's the point of reading it anymore. Thanks a lot!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry he gets better.

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

No, Jesus doesn't fuck Christ, you'd know if you read the book

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does he die on camera though?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

He does in at least one of the movies adapted from the book.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny all the comments say "spoilers (the spoiler)" but none just say what the game is so i can find out for myself

[–] asceticism@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Red Dead Redemption 2. At least I'm assuming it's the second one. I've never played either.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Had it spoiled for me by reading the trivia section of a wiki page.

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