im not sure whether i like that one or the 2009 one better tbh.

How the fuck was that channel able to recover from the "I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held" meme

Not even going to mention Madagascar Kartz, which also had Shrek and B.O.B. from Monsters vs Aliens?

Phoenician pro-tip: if you use a letter for each individual sound instead of one for every word, it makes for a more efficient writing system. Also DO NOT fuck with the Romans or random weirdo desert tribes they will murder you without mercy.

oh god that's terrifying

ok to but to be fair, the creator of Lemmy is a tankie. not "anyone I don't like is a tankie" tankie, but "genuinely supports the Soviet Union and CCP" tankie.

I think they are referring to Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, etc. the past few wars the U.S. has been in have largely been fought over oil.

even funnier is the other cat screaming in the background in response

lmao the poor fairy

it was a “military organization”, he said, that will be used for “aiding law enforcement with riots and illegal immigration”.

The whole time I was reading this, I was wondering how the fuck any of this is legal, and this passage answers my question perfectly: it's not. The constitution explicitly says that the military is never to be used for policing purposes, because the founding fathers were terrified of this exact kind of overreach happening as a result. This is the same as if the Third Amendment somehow became relevant again in modern times. That's why they branded the militia as "disaster relief," for the same reason as Fox News is branded as "entertainment" and not news media; they know this would never hold up against the law.

dog pig dog pig dog pig loaf of bread [system error]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

70% of the it's either Antimalware Service Executable or a dozen microsoft edge tabs open in the background for some reason