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The Titanic (sh.itjust.works)
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I hate it (sh.itjust.works)
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What if? (sh.itjust.works)
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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)
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Dutch toilets (sh.itjust.works)
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Are you ready anon? (sh.itjust.works)

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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick)

Be me in army

mandatory in my shitty country

first time we noob soldiers fire our guns

we lay in the ground and get ready

drill instructor yells "are you ready?"

i yell back "ai ai captain"

random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him

i yell again "oooooo"

random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)

dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor

we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving

i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Last I heard they want to switch to another platform, and don't consider it worth upgrading to 0.19 because they're leaving soon so it wouldn't be worth the hassle.

This is pure guesswork on my part, but they could be waiting for Sublinks (a Lemmy-compatible backend) to get up to speed before switching to that. They say that the new platform is "compatible with all Lemmy apps", and Sublinks is the only project I know of that fits that criteria.

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The perfect spot (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon loves fire trucks (sh.itjust.works)

Image Transcription(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)

be me, 9

own a toy firetruck

god-i-fucking-love-my-fire-truck-.jpg

bring to show and tell

kids make fun of firetruck

go home tell dad

dad tells me not to worry about it

next day

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

"dad where are we going?"

"my friends want to meet you anon"

pull up to firehouse

dad told his firefighter friends what happened

get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen

get to honk real firetruck horn

my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don’t think a community for it is an unreasonable idea - at least for now, many AI images are easily identifiable by defects / lack of reasoning in the image. Though there isn’t a good computer program that can do this, I agree.

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago

They don't want you to see the tongues licking the dishes

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It says "hot surface do not touch" in full, actually. Braille uses single characters to represent some common letter combinations ("touch" is "t" + "ou" + "ch"). The words "do" and "not" are each contracted to a single letter ("d" and "n" respectively).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Braille#Contractions

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Some Men Have Extra Ovaries

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 months ago

Check the page tomorrow. Maybe different?

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Swift’s extensions system has spoiled me, and I feel the pain of this whenever I have to write Java

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I’m a developer of a Lemmy client. When you upload an image to a Lemmy instance, the instance returns a “delete token”. Later, you can ask the instance to delete the image attached to the delete token. So as long as you keep hold of the delete token for a specific image, you’re able to delete it later.

Lemmy-ui (the official frontend) will give you the option to delete an image again shortly after uploading it. However, it’s not possible to remove the image after actually creating the post, as the delete token associated with that post isn’t remembered anywhere on the Lemmy backend.

As for other Lemmy clients, YMMV. The client I work on (Mlem) deletes images if you remove them from a post before posting it, but has the same pitfall as Lemmy-ui in that it won’t delete the image if you’ve already created the post.

It would be possible to locally save the delete tokens of every image you upload, so that you can request that they be removed later. I don’t know of any clients that can do this yet, though (if someone knows of one, feel free to mention it).

Edit: clarity

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

Not for babies, it won’t

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

This is an old image, so GPT wasn’t around back then. The top result of a Google search is often a sample of a webpage - Google estimates which part of the article best answers your question. The next sentence of the article probably tells you about the counting-rings method, but it was either cropped out of the image or Google didn’t choose to include that part of the article in the sample.

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

The first part of the joke is that the image shows “Mitosis” - a process in which a cell splits in two. The word sounds like “my toe, sis”.

The second part of the joke is that the Mitosis diagram vaguely resembles “Loss”, a webcomic. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

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