shiftymccool

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[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

In not a huge fan of autopilot, especially in cities. But, i see human drivers pulling way worse shit than this.

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chinchillas are destruction incarnate

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You lost me at "high-performers". Go back to LinkedIn with those mega-corp mouth-noises

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Reread the thread, explaining the joke makes it less funny

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

See all that foliage around the lake? That's why you have fireflies in your yard/desert.

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Then, there's most of the rest of the world where neither of those words mean anything, heteronormative or otherwise. I guess have heard of topping pot plants, though...

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

I can hear the steel guitar...

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty much my thought process whenever somebody describes a piece of tech as "sexy". So, you like, want to stick your dick in it? You do know what sex is, right?

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A brick is a brick. It can be used to make a wall or hold paper down. That brick will never "wake up" and become more than a brick. A brick is not soft. A brick is not temporary. If you have a brick, it does not and will not ever work for anything except masonry.

The word "literally" has real meaning and so does the concept of a "brick" in electronics. These things are immutable. Do not change the meaning of "immutable".

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But why, exactly do we ride in a car but on a bus? Or sleep in the bed but on the couch?

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