[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 15 points 9 months ago

It's just a wet mouth on a long arm that reaches down to hell

I haven't read penny arcade in years, but it brings me joy to see that the writing, at least, seems to be right where I left it. Now if you'll excuse me, I've a deep crow that needs feeding.

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 20 points 9 months ago

Watching dude get sucked into the trap where he thinks that dominating this conversation is what's important here is just 😙🤌so sweet. The only thing that could be more fun to watch is his face as what he said gets read back to him in a courtroom and he realizes that feeding his ego in this moment is gonna be what costs him his case.

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[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 19 points 10 months ago

Once the killers have done all the killing they want, peace becomes paramount. Once they've stolen everything they can steal, then theft becomes a crime. A man with a gun kicks in your door, starts eating the food from your fridge and fucks your wife. He's doing good peaceful things and if you resist you're a warmonger.

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 20 points 10 months ago

The years have stopped coming.

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Both sides committed voter fraud

Okay, let's take it to court. If you're right, you'll win and if you're lying you'll go to prison.

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 17 points 10 months ago

Is it wrong to pirate movies...

...lemme stop you right there

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 20 points 10 months ago

Why does being good at the game make you a good host? I'm not saying he isn't, but being a good host requires an entirely different skill set than being a good player. Bialik was there because her brand is intellectual nerdiness that Jeopardy wants to leverage, but also because she's been making TV off and on her whole life. That kinda feels more relevant to the skillset required to making TV.

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 18 points 10 months ago

These corrupt, lying fuckers also said they wouldn't overturn Roe. This court needs to be dissolved and anyone who so much as bummed a cig from someone with business before the court needs to be imprisoned. You want your word to be law and the only oversight to be literal death? You need to be absolutely flawless at all times. None of this "well technically it's not illegal" garbage.

The rule of law isn't a supernatural force, it's a bargain with the angry masses. If you don't honor the bargain, why would they?

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 19 points 10 months ago

Go write a quick "hello world" in Java. Just get the IDE and SDK set up. Two weeks from the first time it actually works, a package will arrive with stripey thigh high socks and some cat ears. I donated mine, as is the decent thing to do.

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 17 points 11 months ago

Heartbreaking: Worst Person You Know Makes Really Good Point

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 22 points 1 year ago

we pick from the menu for dinner tonight, and for future meals we fight to have more of a say in what's on the menu. there's too many people calling for my head right now for me to protest vote or sit out because the guy who doesn't want to kill me is problematic about some niche policy position. remember that a lot of trump's money in 2016 went toward campaigning for democrats to stay home, with reasons alternating between "clinton is an awful candidate" (she was) and "she's got this in the bag so your vote doesn't matter".

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago

We're at the stage of capitalist indoctrination where even the games we play have to generate a sellable artifact of some sort or another. The number of games I see on the app store where you pretend to buy and sell land using real money has kinda become ridiculous.

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