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PERPETUALLY OPTIMISTIC CASE: Early in the execution, our research group makes a breakthrough on proving P=NP.
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Cosmologists estimate the spaghetti strand to be about 200 septillion calories, though it could be higher depending on the nutritional value of dark matter.
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Karpov's construction of a series of increasingly large rice cookers led to a protracted deadlock, but exponential growth won in the end.
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I can't believe they wouldn't even let me hold a vote among the passengers about whether to try the loop.
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Sometimes, you can tell Bloom filters are the wrong tool for the job, but when they're the right one you can never be sure.
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==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'
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This PSA brought to you by several would-be assassins who tried to wave me in front of speeding cars in the last month and who will have to try harder next time.
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Certain hybrid events can only happen in certain locations where all the conditions are present; chasers flock to the area in and around Kansas known as tumbleweed-colliding-with-possum alley.
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From Google Trends, it looks like the lag between people Googling cocktail recipes and 'hangover cure' is 14 hours.
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While it seemed like a fun prank at the time, I realize my prank fire extinguishers full of leaded gasoline were a mistake.
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The company tried to document how often employees were celebrating Software Testing Day, but their recordkeeping system kept mysteriously crashing.
Great news! Web apps represent the democratization of mobile apps, empowering independent developers free from the constraints of the App Stores
They will have to pry my iPhone 13 mini from my cold dead hands! Small phone gang unite! ✊
I hope not! Firefox FTW!
Didn’t Windows used to have a browser selection screen already? What happened?
There were 500 smartphone brand to begin with?
Back to pirating 🏴☠️ Arrrr!
Just a word of caution: Non-peer reviewed, non-replicated, rushed-looking preprint, on a topic with a long history of controversy and retractions. So don't get too excited yet.
Guys, if you don’t like these proposals from Google, you need to switch to Firefox now! It’s the only way to defend freedom on the web!
https://explainxkcd.com/2939