Woof Danny dimes looking more like Danny pennies
I just showed you!
If this dude thinks trump was the best president in the 20th century why is he running against trump?
This question is not my own but it is a great point lol
Whooshing noises
What’s your bank account info? I can confirm your identity that way.
Poppin off for real!
“Hey bros wanna see me light $40 billion on fire?”
Hello sir or ma’am. I’m from the brightside corporation - can I interest you in owning a slice of paradise? Where you say? The moon!
Nah doesn’t sleep in the gutter.
He sleeps in his multimillion dollar bunker
Seriously: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich
Let’s all guess until we get it. I’ll start: American Airlines
That’s impossible. I know it can’t be the real Obama since he said he only uses Tildes.
Damn that senile Biden, he’s controlling everything with his senility/mastermind!