Homework shouldn't even exist anymore, it's antiquated and gives kids no work/life balance. (It might actually be a conspiracy to condition them to being worked to death.)

Start shoplifting.

The deep-down truth is that all modern societies are highly complex and interdependent, and therefore every person depends on others in innumerable ways. The way to actually maximize freedom for the greatest number of people is to face that fact squarely, and arrange institutions so that people have the resources necessary to make meaningful choices when possible. American “freedom” is instead about pandering to the entitled, wealthy minority who want to indulge their every whim, no matter the consequences to others or themselves.

Good article, spot on really.

I'm guessing thick and burny...

Jesus christ this is me...

A tankie is someone from the military, while a terf is kind of like a working class dwarf.

You're welcome! /s

The iPhone is pretty good. :)

Jk, you might want to checkout the "Pixel" line, the manufacturers vary but it's basically the flagship Android phone.

America was built on a pile of dead children.

The struggle is real yo

This is a sexy, sexy meme

Welcome to capitalism!

Yeah, it's really not that complicated!