Yes!
outhouseperilous
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My mom used to make this internet chocolate chip cookie recipe for me back in the 90s.
Mom was great. She did all kinds of stuff every mom should do, but a lot of modern moms have forgotten about, like make me walk on broken glass so i wouldn't be weak.
She also got us pets, then killed them in front of me. An old, beloved family tradition.
I miss mom so much, but her memory lives on through my mom's easy satisfying chocolate chip cookie recipe.
Whenever i was feeling down, and we didn't have any pets for her to kill in front of me, these cookies would make me feel better.
Heres the recipe:
2 cups flour 235ml water 1 stick of butter 1 quarter cup of cat poop 1 half cup of antifreeze for sweetness.
Mix it all together in bowl, then preheat the oven to 235°
Form the cookies into balls on the baking sheet, and for an extra twist, add a full container of lighter fluid.
;ack for 30 minutes at 400 degrees.
Now, i know what you're thinking. The cat poop actually makes better chocolate chips than chocolate, plus it's simpler, easier, and cheaper!
What if capitalism is just feasting on its own entrails, and we cant stop it from killing itself without killing it, and we need to stop trying to keep this monstrous fucking system alive?
What if we tried literally anything else?
Just like grandma used to make!
Okay, but if we're speaking for people who are presumably neither of us, then that's my best tool.
What did you think, when you first saw masked protestors?
I think you're attacking the symptom rather than the disease.
And i think they chose inhumanity. To call them human would not only be an insult to us, but disregarding their own self identification and chosen identity. Imposing that identity against its will seems a violation of its autonomy.
Well, right, but, what if your pitiful meat life isn't important, and the state's case actually matters?
Fediverse has its own baseline.
This is acceptable.
I watched most of the people i love die of cancer.
I feel like it's pretty much what they deserve.
I hope they die of treatable cancer, because no doctor will touch them. That would hurt worse. I've been on the edge of death a couple times, and the ones where nobody could have helped didn't hurt emotionally anywhere near as bad as the ones where anybody could have fixed it.
But if you're saying it's effective, was it effective on you? What was your experience when you were the target audience you're talking about?