The code states that “male students’ hair will not extend, at any time, below the eyebrows or below the ear lobes,” CNN previously reported.

I'm confused how does this not conform to those guidelines?

Yes, because HE is the problem... Not the sitting Congressman giving a handjob in public.

Yeah, but you have the charisma of a wet saltine so...

How many days of lawyer fees is that?

If the government funds the research and development of a vaccine then any taxpayer should get it for free. None of this handing money to a pharma company only for them to sell it back to us bullshit.

Yo dawg we heard you like greenhouse gases.

Bye Felicia

But they did lose. That's what the Georgia prosection is all about.

Couldn't have happened to a more melt into a black puddle kinda guy.

No need to worry. That's exactly what will happen.

Wow a stylus. The thing I literally never use ever and forget exists. Exciting!

And I want a unicorn!! 🦄