notarobot

Change the BIOS battery. It usually helps a lot

I guess its a matter of opinion. To me it's parody. In fact, I find this joke more fun BECAUSE I know the original.

I can tell when someone is about to run a red light.

No. Its like rubber. If you put your hands on the lid and move it, yoour fingers bounce a lot. Then unplug the chager and sudenttly they dont

I do not know enoug about you to figure this out, so im going to ask: are you sure this isnt a bias thing? Are you sure the bs projects fail becaise they were bs and not becaise you threw them in the corner and never gave them a chance?

Wait. What? I hate trump. My point wasn't "hey, look how smart he is". It was "you might think this is a life hack, but its not. This was the intended outcome"

Ill bet right before the deadline, they will magically make TPM optional, even though they said they wouldn't.

Instead of commenting about wikipeading on a wikipediaing comment. Just move on

Not anymore. Didn't he retire?

Well. What were the options? Stopping without saying anything? Lying? I think this is better. Sure I'll speculate. Bit I'll keep it for myself

AFAIK, lina is a trans woman, so you might want to rephrase the alter ego part. Also, I do not understand the part that they "quit already". Do you mean that this dude started working on Apple GPU drivers then quit and then line picked it up? Why would that be a bad thing?