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Doesn't smell like caca to me, señor.

DS9 episode called "The House of Quark", where he accidentally kills a drunk Klingon, is forced to marry the widow. The window's finances are a disaster, so he excitedly goes over all her finances, setting things in order (he enjoyed this part).

See @dejected_warp_core's comment for a more thorough set of events.

perfect

OH crap, I thought we were submitting to this thread. I'll submit tomorrow for #2, and a few days for #5 (and maybe more)

5 latinum bars (idea by @Thorry84@feddit.nl):

This is a great group project!

I got #2:

It's a time-honored tradition:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/jmbwzg/the-weird-and-fraudulent-world-of-catholic-relics-456

Another article has an estimate of 315,000 Russia casualties since the beginning of the war.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/12/us/politics/russia-intelligence-assessment.html

The Russian/Afghanistan war estimates (1979-1989) are: 15,000 Soviet soldiers killed, and about 53,000 wounded source

A glorious Ferengi day!

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