mkultrawide

joined 3 years ago
[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Sabotage the Panama Canal.

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I will never forgive AI for forcing me to stop using em-dashes because now everyone assumes you used AI if you use them. BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW!

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Won't stop shipping them oil, though

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What if we did Los Zetas, but gringo style?

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

I propose we work on cutting off the money supply to the cartels by giving every member of Mar-a-Lago and the Trump admin a hair drug test.

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The judge took one look at the 14 pages ChatGPT generated to describe a meal and said "I've seen enough here."

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I am doing statistical analysis for "non-technical" people who would likely react by laying people off if they aren't spoonfed the correct takeaways from the data.

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Coworkers: Hey, do you have that analysis we requested?

Me, out loud: No, I haven't figured out how to get the data model to work correctly yet.

Me, in my head: Yes, I finished it two days ago, but I don't trust you to not do something stupid with it yet until I can dig into it more.

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What is going on here? Are these people who are trying to flip game skins?

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The tech people are the same people complaining about non-white men stealing the spots in college that are "rightfully theirs" due to DEI. There's no distance between them and the only people that care about work visas in the US are the ones where someone needs to be in US office, which, outside of servicing something physical, is increasingly less important. None of these tech guys care about whether the work gets done by an Indian engineer in San Francisco or Hyberbad, as long as the work gets done and they pay as little as possible for it.

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It seems like they are on the same side at the moment. Not sure what the split would be.

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

There has to be two sides for there to be a civil war. Liberals are sitting around waiting for someone to save them, and they have eschewed guns, anyways. There is no meaningful left in the US, and I'm pretty sure we would tear ourselves apart deciding who to support if there were an officers coup/mutiny against Trump. It's going to look more like Nazi Germany than a civil war.

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