your entire profile is nitpicking people's grammar

Plot twist: The orc is saying the first one.

Not all RPG rulebooks have one of their first play examples be a guy dying from falling off his camel

Honestly 5e has a bit of an identity crisis. It's trying to go just there enough to support players who want a more generic fantasy adventuring game, and just trad enough to not scare off the people who want the D&D Experience:tm: as it was in the 80's.

Why can't you switch away from 5e? DCC's rules are quite simple and there's a free Quick-Start

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In GURPS, you expend either Fatigue Points or Hit Points to cast a spell.

Preposterous!

I don't know if my humor is just rotten, but something about just the complete absence of a meme is funny to me.

Actually i think downvoting this is a mistake. We should get it to top of all time.

one step from eden is cool

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