megopie

joined 2 years ago
[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The trick is to play one thing inexplicably awful that the bartender won’t realize is so just by looking at the name.

Like Ram Ranch. Like, sure they’ll probably cancel it after about 20 seconds when they realize what the fuck is going on. But you still got everyone in the bar to hear about gay cowboys for 20 seconds.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

List of stocks to sell, got it.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fried pickle chips.

Like, slices of pickle, lightly battered and fried.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

It is a fundamentally different language family. English and danish have more in common with Polish, Italian, Farsi and Hindi than they do with finish.

Finish is closer to Estonian and Hungarian than anything else in Europe.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

For a while I had multiple language keyboards on my phone, at some point, I forget why, I had a Dutch keyboard, and sometimes I’d fat finger the button that switched languages, and would end up typing out English on the Dutch keyboard and get really confused by it insisting I had spelled half the words wrong, it felt like my spell check was gas lighting me.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Read: pete had a meltdown when popular media depicted the millitary in anyway other than his prescribed image.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

No, don’t you see, all this data harvesting is actually a service they’re providing you. Them automatically moving your files on to their remote servers and scanning everything you do is definitely not malware built in to your OS.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I have made the joke real with my own post

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That’s not an analog calculator!

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly if they didn’t stand up for us, but weren’t promoting candidates that are actively trying to throw us under the bus, that would be a good start.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is very funny to see Xbox rushing to get rid of any motte to their business model in a bizarre attempt to compete with steam.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

That’s like the Yankees trying to woo Redsox fans.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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