maxthemummer

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Two Bricks in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Why not both?

I'm convinced! in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 1 points 22 hours ago

The power he has over people is criminal.

I'm convinced! in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 points 23 hours ago

"Gentleman! Let's retire to the billiard room for cigars and brandy after we thank everyone for their attention in this matter."

Second federal judge freezes Trump mail ballot order with US Supreme Court poised to weigh in in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 17 points 1 day ago

The Supreme Court, I'm sure, will come through for Trump at the eleventh hour. The drama WILL continue.

Teen Girl Chased by 'Cat in the Hat' Figure Amid Sinister TikTok Trend Sweeping North America in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 8 points 1 day ago

Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.

What is the punchline to the worst joke you know? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

Republican lawmaker wants to rename Lake Erie to Lake Pennsylvania | CBC News in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago

What kind "man" does it take to be so far up Trump's ass?

A shower treat for you all :) [OC] [F] in c/gonewild@fedinsfw.app

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks!

‘You Go To Hell!’: Trump Ends Convention With The Most Bizarre Pledge You'll Ever Hear in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago

Repeat after me. "I" state your name.

"I state your name."

Trump Falls Asleep Onstage at September 11 Ceremony in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 points 3 days ago

Three dicks are a bridge too far, I'm afraid.

Trump Lunges at Female Reporter Asking About Those Supposed $5K Checks in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 4 days ago

Get Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his "tough guy" act dissolve.

Trump's heroic response to 9/11 attacks in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I was there and when I saw Trump being carried out by those two burly firemen, my heart swelled that this great man had been saved, and I said to him, with tears in my eyes, "Sir..." (even THEN he commanded respect) "Sir, thank God you're alright." Then I touched the hem of his garment, he nodded, said "Bless you", and I'll never forget it.