lapis

joined 2 years ago
[–] lapis@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I translated it and frankly I’m not any less confused.

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

hey, same! I like to do a quick preliminary wipe, water gun fun times, then dry off + wipe up anything the bidet missed. I definitely use less TP this way, but usage doesn’t just drop to zero.

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

damn, so close to a bingo

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

but like… why not do a quick wipe to get the residual shit? bidet alone is almost as gross as wiping alone, imo.

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

comrade, if you’re just washing your anus and nowhere else with the bidet, then proceeding to not wipe at all, congratulations, you’ve simply relocated some of the shit to other parts of your crack.

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

I just gotta say I’m really confused by the “you don’t need TP” angle of bidet shilling, like I am a bidet user and a bidet shill but I still have to use several pieces of multi-ply TP to dry off down there, and sometimes need to wipe extra to get what the bidet missed despite my 30 seconds of ass-wriggling.

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

have we eaten the onion, or has the onion eaten us all?

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

the french feminine ideal

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I work for a very small company, almost entirely remote, but we’re doing our yearly-ish in-office work week next week.

I am not out at work. I previously was just boymoding at work. I now have enough tiddy that they can’t be hidden with a simple sports bra and baggy shirt combo. I’m gonna have to come out at work.

anyone have advice or experience? especially for a small/tiny company?

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

hell yeah and here I was just using standard scifi/cyberpunk terms

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

we'd have to do a physical inspection of access points for data skimmers like we had to do with gas pump credit card scanners before chips were widespread.

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