[Zoidberg noises]

I'm in this comic and I'm not a kid or a tiger.

I know it's a dolphin. You don't have to be mean about it.

Replace "all 1's or something" with "drop database or something" and it 100% applies.

It has to start somewhere. Today it's virtue signaling, tomorrow it's normal and expected.

Doing the right thing for the wrong reasons can still be a win.

Even the most deranged among us wouldn't dairy do such a thing!

Well, they never said it was soup proof glass.

That sign has a reptile dysfunction.

This is fun, but the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas.

Hell yeah Unreal Tournament.

It's better to ovoid egg puns.

You've got an unmatched single quote.