Alphabet soup
Literally described the Mississippi river.
Says "naw" upside down
Only the top right fights? How many times must we teach you this lesson old man?
I absolutely love how Mozilla has been calling out Apple, Google, and Microsoft. So good.
Zoning laws are bad
I had the gba version and it was a lot of fun. More like a puzzle than a typical platformer, and all stages are basically one screen, so it's good when doing other things. I'd watch TV, and play during commercials.
They totally do though. You can ONLY use webkit on any iOS device. Chrome, Firefox, etc. they all are forced to use webkit on iOS. Neither Google or Apple are treating the web nicely, but at least you have a choice to use a different browser. Apple makes that effectively impossible.
Use https://elk.zone as a PWA. It's really good!
It's a Twitter UI clone, perfect for replacing behaviors without being too jarring of a UX switch.