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Oh fuck. I think I’m getting old.

They got exactly what they voted for.

Yeah. It’s way worse than the gilded age, with no signs of improving. People are literally starving now.

I know it’s like his bit, but I cannot stand the voice he uses in his videos. Maybe it is his real voice, idk. If it is, I feel for him.

I really like the Miyoo Mini Plus. I have two of them. There’s an alternative OS called OnionOS for it that’s awesome. It adds a bunch of great features. I also have the Miyoo Mini, and I think it’s just too small to game comfortably. The Plus is way more comfortable.

My friend has a Retroid Pocket 5, and he loves it. It’s way more powerful (and also more expensive) than the Miyoo, but holy cow, it is really amazing. It can play a lot more systems than the Miyoo can. It runs Android, so it can run a bunch of applications to help, like file browsers and transfer apps and such. It can also run Android games like PUBG.

Then there’s the Steam Deck. It can do anything. It’s the GOAT. Buuuuuuut, it’s really big compared to the others. There’s no putting one of those in your pocket.

🎵 Ooooh, can’t you see, that I’ve got the start of a pretty big boner

I think those are the lyrics.

Maybe have Ben Shapiro marry it? That’ll make it dry.

In case you want to know, here’s an explanation of most of those:

And some more:

Greatest font family ever. Both are like at least top five in their category in my opinion. I’d love to see a serif font from Canonical.

🎵 Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me.

Wait, no, don’t take the sky from me!

And Trump just looks annoyed. I remember when this happened with Bernie, and at first he was startled by the sound, then when he realized what happened, he said “oh my god” and rushed over to aid the lady.

Turn based RPGs would be good. You could use the controller one handed. Especially things made for game boy, since there aren’t a lot of buttons.