I bookmarked this post so I'll remember to look at it in 19 years

does anyone actually ever use Bing, when not either tricked/manipulated into using it or under some sort of bribe/incentive via ms rewards ?...

it's like I'm always with them for the first few seconds, then they just go way off base out of knowhere at some unexpected point in time

...but wait you don't love accidently talking to someone in Texas every time you go to turn your dome light off/on ?

I get DOPEE DOPEE DOPEE but who knows I have ADD and my eyes tend to wander around so...

"your in my spot" - cat

I imagine him muttering to himself "tsk tsk tsk ...I knew you should have measured it like I told you...tsk tsk tsk"

they got it wrong, should have been called: the blue balled vervet monkey.

most brilliant Wikipedia page hands down 😂

this guy happened^

"er" is right !

if you are a beaver Lol