Germany is strange. Their economy is one of the strongest in the world but if you want to move around reliably in the country you need a horse.

I will

We mostly suck in emails.

I always go to the headquarters of the commercial company in a bomb suit to request the update I need.

Nobody is forcing them to do it. If they are unhappy about it they should stop doing it. And preferably come to us not getting paid.

I have different memories from sleepovers as a boy.

I have no problem spraying both of your floors with piss.

I recently switched aswell and am surprised how well it works. I thought it didn't worked good enough but I never failed to find what I was looking for so far. Very nice.