Zero times. If it’s worth looking at it’ll make its way eventually to another platform that’s less of an ass fissure

Or… and hear me out… we eat the rich.

Under promise, over deliver. A true engineer.

“Worth their time” ? Copy\paste the text into Mastodon. Post Done

I can empathize with the reluctance to completely jump ship but it costs nothing (both money and time) to cross post to another platform.

American here. Have unlimited PTO. It’s definitely not the norm but it does exist. I came from a company with only 2 weeks paid time off (total).

Higher Ground

I agree that not everyone should be a dog owner and/or parent.

But dogs are awesome and maybe the problem isn’t the dogs in the commenter’s experience, maybe that person just sucks?

RadioShack had everything you were looking for and absolutely nothing at the same time. It was glorious.

Nice try FBI.

I just woke up and thought that read: “Indiana Jones: Rush To Renewables” and was confused for a second.

Eat a billionaire or two

First one happened at birth:

I was turned the wrong way as a baby and the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck, choking me to death. Doctors had to perform an emergency c-section. In doing so they cut my face with the scalpel in two spots. Almost didn’t make it but have these cool scars.

EDIT: where were these experts during my birth? As the commenters pointed out, I wasn’t choking, but dying nonetheless.