me too!

are you also an ear rumbler?

🤩 great bit, definitely looking forward to that post!

that song is great and the invention is even better

touché 🥂

his smile, those greens 💔 he could be any of our neighbors.

you can do better than this

how bout

You care so much about not harmin', you turned your vote into Charmin

you can improve upon this, I'm just getting you started

please don't kink-shame

totally understand the premise of eating hot wings, I have a friend who is super into them and enters contents and impresses large men with her heat-eating ability

it's just baffling to me as a context for Getting To Know Someone, which I'm beginning to understand is how some of you are seeing it

idk how else to explain that it's weird to me that watching someone suffer a food makes them relatable/likable, which leaves me with the idea that it's me that's weird here

everybody else gets it, and I get that, but it is very weird to me

edit: also, I'm not looking for weird interview shows to make celebrities relatable. they will never be relatable to me, fuck celebrities ❤️

you know what brings people to the negotiating table??

murdering all the previous negotiatiors

being forced to be nonconsensually vegan by PTSD is literally the very least of what that fucker deserves

as an elder millennial, I of course recognize Peter Griffin, but I have no idea who this young man to his left is

he looks like he's the person that Tate fellow is trying to be