oh yeah, "they're making a bundle bootlegging our clearly in-copyright shit" is rather more clear cut
honi soit dude honi soit
AI->Cocaine replacement, in which AI really is God's way of telling you you have too much money
originally old soviet/post-soviet saying but highly applicable here also
it was entirely to appease Wall Street and not in any way because they had a product, let alone one consumers would be interested in
speaking as someone who uses bash all the time, it's a fully equipped programming language and you absolutely should not use it as one because it's made of footbullets. Use Python. For extra sysadmin flavour, make it a Python script that does all the hard bits with a system call to bash.
dunno about mechanism, but as someone absolutely fried by ADHD i can tell you there's no nap as sweet as the nap after your third coffee of the day.
many ideas cribbed from rants by our valued comrade @fasterandworse, who rants about Hooked at the slightest provocation
fly.io is closed source, of course he's not gonna show you the engineering excellence. trust me bro, you fool, you poltroon,
this is the one who pinged me to see if i could tell her about using Urbit a while back
author here - there is of course a good chance Disney will want to squash them like a bug.